I sincerely thank all of you who showed up tonight. It meant a lot, really. And, perhaps because of your presence, I may have somehow moved up the ladder of artistic respectability.
Because my good friend Jason Levian has asked me to go ahead and curate my own show at Floating World, in May of 2009, titled WALL OF PRYDE. And so now l ask all of my friends who can hold a brush/pen/pencil/crayon/penis/x-acto knife/fire hose/ketchup packet, etc. to illustrate their own rendition of my all-time favorite X-Men character, KITTY PRYDE (AKA Shadowcat).


SO HEY: any of you that hold any interest in contributing to the show dedicated to my favorite X-Men character, please let me know. I would love to have you be a part of it.


In case you don't (FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON) know who Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat is, here is a primer:

























Also, in case you're so pathetic to the point where you: do illicit white drugs on the daily/chronically masturbate while uploading photos to Facebook twice an hour/party at some dumb thing at some shitty club every night/watch that horrible horrible TV show 'Heroes' in lieu of reading an actual comic book once in a while, maybe you caught the movie X-Men 3, wherein that talentless hipster fodder taint Ellen Page (JUNO) played Kitty Pryde in the most abhorring portrayal of a comic book character since Bane in 'Batman & Robin', here's a gentle reminder of your misfortune:



*shudders*
… such a dark time in our lives…



So if I haven't already contacted you regarding this manner, leave a comment if you are interested.

Anyway, I thank you all, again, from the bottom of my cold, dark, steel heart.


So much love,

Douglas E.
Sherwood

P.S.
I hope most of you have read this after waking up.